I grew up in the Santa Ynez Valley where not much is going on besides the fermenting of grapes..so naturally this is the sort of shit that makes it into the local paper. These were under my personal favorite section, Police Reports:
"Annoying phone call — The female accounting manager of a Santa Ynez ranch reported an annoying phone call from a male caller to the answering machine of her boss, the ranch’s owner. According to the report, the unknown caller was described as an older male. The message was in a “sarcastic” voice, she said..The case is suspended pending leads."
On a different occasion... "The passengers said no one in the vehicle had been drinking alcohol. A small wood smoking pot was found under the rear seat with marijuana residue."
what, pray tell, is a small wood smoking pot?
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